Impossible Geometry

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

—Shia Labeouf

emmyc:

potatofarmgirl:

meowmixeightysix:

Favorite new song.   XD

For those who missed the greatest song of 2012 

need this on my blog

Pete Campbell:
Can he get a drink here, or what?

Pete Campbell:

Can he get a drink here, or what?

Quotes from my grandmother:

“Well, then she’s not a team player, she’s a tit-sucker.”

grandmasterflash:

snaku:

rafraichie:

i think something went wrong

tim is fucking SHRIEKING with laughter at this right now and has been for the past few minutes

i think the sorting hat had a little too much magicherb420

grandmasterflash:

snaku:

rafraichie:

i think something went wrong

tim is fucking SHRIEKING with laughter at this right now and has been for the past few minutes

i think the sorting hat had a little too much magicherb420

(Source: acylate, via artgodkirino)

Every time I see this commercial I pretend to myself that this is what the people in The Capitol do for fun when the Hunger Games aren’t going on.

luckyblackcatxiii:

sillybeancounter:

mwah mwah mwah!

THIS NEEDS TO BE SEEN. STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH it’s only 12 seconds long

Reblogging myself because of all the things I have ever witnessed, this is my favorite.

Here’s a tip for you guys: Don’t attempt a caffeine-fueled all night study session immediately after handling a dangerous chemical that causes toxic burns on skin contact that are extremely painful and hard to heal and sometimes do not become apparent until hours after exposure, if the concentration is relatively low.  Especially do not do this if you have recently popped a really nasty pimple but you do not quite remember popping the pimple and so you are becoming extremely curious as to why the tip of your nose is sore, red, and puffy.

Do not do this because you will probably spend half the night trying to look up symptoms and treatment and disgusting images on your phone because you left your laptop at home because that was supposed to help you study.

Although, the crippling fear of hydrofluoric acid certainly does put the fact that I failed my test into perspective.  LET’S RAISE A GLASS IN THANKS FOR THE FACT THAT I STILL HAVE A NOSE!!!!

Overheard in the engineering study room earlier today:

“Going to go watch some cricket.”

“See you in a week, then.”

On a related note, I have been trying lately to replace the word “bitch” with the word “chick” whenever possible, because I find typically I’m not trying to be derogatory so much as snappy.

This does not, of course, apply to actual bitches.